Harry potter fanfiction snape punches lockhart "You've done very well in a short amount of time Harry, I'm impressed. "And besides, I really don't know much about wizarding law or about the Triwizard Follow/Fav Harry Potter The Saiyan Wizard. The element that makes it worth reading is that we've kept in character. Chapter Fifty: Gilderoy Lockhart's Spinster Aunt. It was very therapeutic and put me in to a better mood. The Misadventures of Gilderoy Lockhart Disclaimer: I don't own or claim to own the Harry Potter characters or any of J. However I do claim this piece of Fan Fiction, "The Misadventures of Gilderoy Lockhart," as my own ideas and work. " Ron says, "Dobby, I enjoyed the catering service. "Potter, for the last time, stop carping about your fame. "NO!" "Harry," Sirius said carefully. * * * Alternate Explanations * * * After eating dinner, Harry and Gia resume snogging on the sofa. And in the second place," I added, "Snape Confunded me. I do not earn any profit from writing this. So, if anyone cares to correct me, feel free to. A tall, pale man with long hair the same shade as Draco's was throwing punches with a balding red-head who could only be the father of the Weasley's. Potter, you need a new wardrobe. Lockhart acted out the story from one of his books. Severitus: Snape as Harry's guardian (not biological father) NOT S/H SLASH, pairings TBD. Therefore, he lives with his best friend, Ron Weasley. "Severus! Severus! You must come quickly! It's Father!" Gilderoy exclaimed. "UmProfessor Lockhart" Harry said, furrowing his eyebrows, wondering why Lockhart felt such a need to shut the door. "When you two are around. He was expecting an upgrade from last year. Harry was, naively hopeful, as To Guest: Poor Harry, I know. Lockhart suddenly reached out to clasp Snape's hands. It was pretty pathetic. Harry guessed that Professor McGonagall had been very opposed to all the changes. net | Category: Harry Potter | Rated: Fiction T So, we've all seen what happens when Gordon Ramsey replaces Snape in potions (imagitory's Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce), but what would happen if Snape had to host his version of Hell's Kitchen? Severus Snape wants to help his friend Lily Evans, and this means bearding his Prince Grandfather and asking if there is a way to boost Petunia into being magical. I am very glad that I'm not a student being taught by you. Harry Potter is an 18 year old boy, who just. Rated out of paranoia. Boddy saw Harry Potter and his friend Ron Weasley use it, and Boddy used it to see the things he wanted. And yes, Mr Snape. He makes a face at them and begrudgingly says thank you to the woman who placed them there. Follow/Fav Dueling 101 (Harry Potter) By: UsernameFilters. " Title: Queen Snape Author name: Sky Author email: [email protected] Category: Humor Keywords: snape lockhart harry draco humor Rating: PG Spoilers: SS/PS, CoS, Zoolander, Legally Blonde Summary: Severus Snape challenges self-absorbed Gilderoy Lockhart to a walk-off after Harry and Draco's duel. Book 2 in the series started with Death's Mediator. A/N: Hey everyone! Please tell me what you think of this story from Gilderoy Lockhart's POV. The One Where Sirius Punches Vernon Dursley. Thank you. - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2021 - Status: Complete - Sprout looked ready to veto my request, and I really did want to talk to Harry, so I pretended she'd agreed and shut the greenhouse door before she could give voice to any objections. Spoilers for OOTP!! Disclaimer: Not profiting from this, just having a bit of fun. Harry was just the boy Snape had been forced to take in due to an Unbreakable Vow he'd made when Harry was a baby. Slow burn Hinny. "Wasn't that Potter Read Lockhart should be locked up from the story Piercing gaze by bkluver987 with 799 reads. That Snape was the best candidate to play the role of his "protector", even if the man couldn't stand him. Harry Potter, his friend Ron Weasley, and a thin, pale boy with blond hair who resembled Lucius Malfoy were facing off against each other. He was halfway there when he ran into Sophie Roper. three" "Expelliarmus!" A blast fired from Snape's wand, hitting Lockhart in the chest. There wassomething strange about Lockhart's smile this time, too "Harry, Harry, Harry" Lockhart said, shaking his head. Let's keep old childhood grudges and mean name-calling in the past (and invent some new fun names like 'Numthree'). Gilderoy/Harry leaned down and said softly, "Go sit with Mr. Potter, in case you haven't realized, and I think you suspect it, he is quite taken with you. Severus Snape, the Death Eater the Dark Lord had sent to spy on Dumbledore at Hogwarts, reported his suspicions about Quirrel to Malfoy and their hope was reborn at last, although in a cunning way, it seemed: while I was their latest pawn in the attempt to infiltrate Hogwarts, Malfoy himself was working on another plot, one he would not share details with any of the others, not Much to Harry's surprise an unknown owl landed in front of him and stretched her leg out for him to untie the letter bound to it. " Harry replied and before Lockhart could reply he was off and entered the class. "All right Severus, I'll leave you alone, to your work. Lockhart now started scratching at Snape's eyes and Snape has let go of Lockhart's hair to protect his face. Books Harry Potter. "I can see that, Potter. . At least Potter was a Gryffindor with a keen hatred against Slytherins, something which put distance between the two of them; Lockhart, on the other hand, was too neutral for comfort. ' Down at the Gryffindor table, Harry's face was as red as it had been described in the book. The rest of the week passed, with Harry and his friends agreeing that Lockhart was useless as a teacher. And Ginny definitely deserves Harry. I feel kinda sorry for him. This was the opportunity Lockhart was looking for as he has punched Snape in the family jewels. While Regulus had latched Lockhart onto Snape out of desperation, he was beginning to think it might be a good way to keep tabs on him. The Slytherins stared. I'll be able to cast the counter on you but to gain your true looks Mr Lockhart would have to cast the counter and he'll not be available to do so, I'm afraid. To teachergirl: I'm sorry you still think Ginny is stupid and outside of getting raped, everything is her fault. 12th May, 1986 Ever since Harry Potter had come to Hogwarts, Snape had been coming down harder and harder on Gryffindor students. Are well and keeping up with your studies?" "Yes, thank you. Harry gets a Lockhart smiled, and shut the door when Harry came into his office. "Professor Lockhart took all the bones out of Harry Potter's arm!" "I see you remember that," I said dryly, "but forgot that it was your Bludger that broke his arm in the first place. Harry continued his weekly excursion, and since Hermione already knew of his family's identity and line of work, now covered for him. He had a rough day! Thank you. - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,949 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Status: Complete - id: "Even he cannot protect Harry Potter!" "He's been doing a good job so far," I disagreed. Snape had sworn on his life to Lily Evan Potter, his best friend, that he would protect Harry. Chapter 26. I won't bite. Author's Note: I was having a bad week and needed to vent so I wrote a fic where Harry gets into a fight with Snape. " Harry and Gia sit at the table. Disclaimer: I don't own Sherlock it belongs to Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. "Harry, Harry, it's good to see you. Ginny's is not the only valentine Harry gets. Snape stopes Harry would try to find it within himself to smile, but he just doesn't care enough to do so. 14th December, 1997 Pansy was so nervous that she was sweating. But if anything, Lockhart was worse. As I've previously stated, Snape head was close to Lockhart's with his greasy hair covering what his hands were really doing, his hands were on Lockhart's face and neck and his legs had Lockhart's body in a tight vice-like lock. Many people, mostly the female portion of Lockhart's fans, gasped upon seeing the 'Legendary and heroic Gilderoy Lockhart' be defeated by such a simple spell and by Snape of all people. AN: Remembered this moment in the book recently and I was feeling very angry about what Snape said to poor Hermione. ") "Yes! McGonagall is useless anyway!" Colin exclaimed. The Potions master had acted maliciously at every turn, both toward me and Harry Potter, the two biggest foes of Death Eaters at Hogwarts. Sirius howled. Harry Potter and all characters, etc. He had many more real educational degrees than Lockhart, at least. Short Story on how Severus Snape got pulled into being Lockhart's assistant and the duel that certainly broke some people's illusions. Thank you! Rabastan definitely deserve Ophelia, no, but we will see more of those marriages and pureblood children coming into play. His ears opened again and he heard the high breathless grunts speeding up. The Order was getting taken out but the Death Eaters, who had previously been getting knocked out by sparkly high heels, a punching duo of Muggles, and a Muggle woman with a tea kettle. Blaise does want the blade for a specific reason, yes. Start of year 2 with Lockhart, I don't own anything about Harry Potter. Harry realized he was still waiting for an explanation, and he took a breath. Well, of course I knew at once why you'd done it. " A small, eleven year old Harry Potter quietly slipped in through the office door. Harry smiled and ran his hand through his hair "Thanks Poppy" he said blushing faintly from the praise. + - Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten I would like to see if any knows of a story that during Harry 2 year when Lockhart goes to heal his arm after the rogue ball during qudich match. "Yes. There I was in the staff room reading Voyages With Vampires, my personal favourite when I overhear Professor Snape telling Mr Filch a particularly raunchy story about one Harry Potter and a certain someone," Lockhart winked. Lockhart flew back as his wand flew out of his hand, many laughed as the 'legendary Lockhart' landed on his back. I would appreciate feedback, but don't be too harsh. Dobby says, "Dobby is good House-Elf Harry Potter. It is an affront to the dignity of your parents and Godfather. Potter. " C HAPTER T WO H UNDRED AND E IGHTY-T HREE: The One Where Harry Turns Seventeen. " Snape said angrily, and he started to wonder who he detested the most: Gilderoy Lockhart, or Harry Potter. "Here you go. " This story takes place in the summer following Harry Potter's fourth year. That's the good part of this spell. " "Professor Lockhart, Mr. " Ron snorted. Much too close for Severus's liking. Books with titles such as "Harry Potter and the Golden Needle," "Harry Potter and the Price of Being Noble," "Harry Potter and the Muggleborn Uprising," all books our children read and enjoyed. Remus gagged. "Severus, my friend, didn't see you there. Snape was both intrigued and exasperated by the demonstration of Potter's proficiency in Parseltongue, a language the potions master had studied for many years without He asks Snape to take in his rival's son, appealing to the man's enduring devotion to Lily and the promise he made to her. He took a deep breath. " Snape said as he shifted through the skins. " No. Also this Fic contains Snape bashing. I Will Not Bow Down . Made up some rubbish about Harry wanting his auto-biography and gave him all his books for free. " Neville looked back at him frowning slightly, but the good feeling brought on by the patronus refused to dissipate, and he hurried over to the Gryffindor table. " He flashed a smile. Chapter 7: Pets and Punches. Here's the result. Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Severus S. He cast another. Maybe if he was lucky this was all Snape would do. Harry realized that Lockhart was waiting for an answer. "I noticed Moody was acting strangely," he said. 'I'm saying nothing,' she replied "Ah come on Harry, it couldn't have been that bad. But at least, Professor McGonagall didn't start bellowing. Snape flinched involuntarily at the boy's words. Rowling, not me. " Lockhart indicated the cleaning supplies, going back to answering his fan mail, and Harry got to work. I had to write about someone who is not who they seem to be (Lockhart). The Lilly Potter Foundation was well funded, now, and already had a list of potential candidates to help next year. Snape yelled, using a disarming spell, a beam shot from his wand and hit Lockhart in the chest, Lockhart flew backwards with his wand dropping out of his hand, he landed hard on his back. He was enjoying his time with the Weasley's, he didn't . So obviously, I OWN NOTHING! Chapter 5: Lockhart's Mistake. He nervously approached the desk of his professor. Lockhart, who had been staring at his hands, pulled out a little hand mirror and shrieked loudly again. Author's Note: REVIEWS AND COMMENTS: To anamigellar: Please don't kill me or I won't be able to tell the rest of the story. This was again for the Cinema Competition. They had enough on their minds already. "You are so cheap, selling yourself for bloody knuts," Ron raged. "Professor Lockhart harmed Harry Potter as well!" Dobby insisted shrilly. Tonks had gone to bring Harry and his friends to the Ministry to take his Apparition test and then Zee was taking him to lunch and shopping for the day. "She was visiting with Professor Snape but ran when mum asked her about our safety procedures and if Dean's parents had been informed about him getting stunned!" The last thing he needed was for Lockhart to hear the phrase "Harry Potter fan club". Lockhart helps Harry fix his posture and Malfoy readjusts when Snape steps lightly on his foot. Professor Snape the potions master and head of Slytherin House. McGonagall looked disgusted Nothing he did made Snape happy. And my optional quote was: "By the way, thank you for saving my life. Snape glanced at the toilet he'd just used, and realized with disdain that it was struggling to flush. Harry did so and looked at it, while the owl stole some of his bacon and took off again. " Harry said as he watched the magic push away the stones. Thank you for your kind words — you weren't rude at all and of course you didn't offend me. Harry smiled, never happier to see his most hated professor. "And, if Harry joins the Dueling Club I'm starting next week, he'll learn how to protect himself as well. And he thought, in her case, it might be more embarrassment than anger. Sure enough he heard the man's silky voice and pushed the door opened. By: chief 16. S. Alternatively, I could write about an enchanted castle (I sort of did, with the Chamber of Secrets). Harry knew that he was in trouble for what he had done the day before and he didn't want to face the man's disappointment. The prompt was Beauty and the Beast. But I am more concerned that Lockhart was allowed to use a healing spell when we had a Who was it?" Marcus found himself asking. As they walked through Snape stopped every once in awhile to pick up the shredded Basilisk skin. Thank you. Hand on Harry's shoulder, I drew him a short distance away so we could talk. "Seriously mate. "There is no way I'm dealing with this by myself," Harry whispered back, grabbing her arm. I don't own Harry Potter Fanfiction of Fanfiction; Female Harry Potter; Slytherin Harry Potter; Ravenclaw Hermione Granger; Mentor Severus Snape; Pre-Relationship; Harry Potter/Severus Snape (17062) Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley (774) Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter (546) Harry Potter & Featuring Gilderoy Lockhart and his lookalike lover, a mysterious letter, and a very annoyed Severus Snape. Snape and Lockhart kept going at it. We've no idea how many he managed to make, but we guess it must've been more than three as the one in Harry Potter seemed to have been an accidental one, that's why it so easily lost its hold, but also why Mr Potter blacked out when it did. Third year, you got Hermione almost killed by Lupin and going back in time! You just want fame so you go and put others in danger!" Silence reigned in the common room. Any teacher, even Snape, was better than Lockhart. 'Ugh, Harry Potter fan club. What sort of shenanigans are in store? Just as Harry and Hermione were standing to leave, Gilderoy stood as well, saying, "Mr. "Harry, wait we have to take your clothes off first, silly. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter "Harry Potter!" Dumbledore called again. Harry and Malfoy walked up to each other and placed their wands in front of their faces. Joining the train with the Evans girls, Sev, now adopted 'Prince', makes friends with 4 boys and antagonises a prefect called Malfoy. Snape gently took Harry's rubbery looking arm from Lockhart, and Harry could hear Sinistra gasp when she, too, saw the state of his arm. He had laughed until he cried when seeing the photograph and Snape's bafflement on his overly handsome face Author's Note: Hey everyone, time to wrap this baby up!Warning: Now, this fic does contain more mentions and themes of child abuse, so if you're sick of that and just want your happy ending, read the pure fluff version on my yahoo group!(link on my author's pageit's a bit weird, click the second link thing. As I neared the group I saw there was a potential fight brewing. Author's Note: Just a humourous story about Harry Potter's second-year Valentine celebrations courtesy of Gilderoy Lockhart, retold in Severus's POV. Neville was trying to stop being so afraid of Snape. This will NOT be exact and the Latin will, most likely, be horribly misspelled. Harry was getting good press and people had a very positive impression of the young Wizard. "One" Lockhart counts down. Severus Snape's eyes seemed to gleam, making Marcus let out an inaudible Harry Potter's giving out signed photos!" What was that about? I made my way across the courtyard toward the growing crowd of students. "Lockhart!! NOOOOO!!!" screamed Snape. Gilderoy Lockhart was walking up a spiral staircase in the faculty wing, a modest bottle of wine in hand, humming softly to himself. The only difference was the absence of Professors Lockhart and Snape at breakfast. That is, until Severus is given the troubling news that Umbridge has given Potter another detention, thus compelling him to take Potter’s place. "I can't believe he'd do that!" "We'd better not be late for potions because of him," Harry grumbled. Lockhart is making him uncomfortable, therefore, he doesn't deserve the effort. Thank you! To scrappy8: I am so excited that you enjoyed Harry and Ginny's talk! To Wolf's scream: Thank you! Yes, I think just because someone is blond and handsome doesn't make them bad lol, but nice Lockhart Harry Potter and the Return of Lockhart. I make no money from this endeavor. Flitwick - Words: 8,034 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2020 - Status: Complete - id: 13715764 And now you're Professor Snape's assistant! Even Mr. Rowling. " He kept his eyes on his potion, trying not to watch the lovely sway of Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, I only play around with the characters Rated: T for Teen Warnings: Snape Bashing. fem, genderbender, fanfiction. Back to the pictures. Dobby enjoys helping Harry Potter. Though I would not have expected any less from you" she said twitching her lips. Zee loves her heels, so yes, she is going to throw a tantrum lol. He was a joke. Duh. "Comparatively. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Harry found this out on the first day. Ninja Wizard: Chamber of Secrets 04 'Lockhart's Defense Club' Harry heard the other Ravenclaw boys groaning behind him as the news spread. A reluctant Snape takes in an eight-year-old Harry, and with him the challenge of parenthood . Harry looked around the Snape's sitting room. Warning: This fic contains descriptions of child abuse and neglect. belong to J. Harry demonstrated splinting spells and bandaging spells. " Fred pouted. What was she interested in again? Silly question, himself, of course. "You can't take a bath in your clothes. He thinks about all the times he went to Lockhart's office for detention, all the times he remembers feeling sleepy and fuzzy and faint, how Lockhart sometimes touched the back of his neck and he didn't like it, he pulled away, and Lockhart laughed and Harry Not looking up from his marking, Professor Severus Snape said, "Enter, Mr. Many students thought he was simply jealous of Harry's notoriety; others felt he was biased toward his school house, Slytherin, in order to make up the boost Gryffindor had been given when Harry was sorted into it and made the Quidditch team Seeker his first SLASH. Thank you! Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. As you already know, he is more than willing to risk his life for you. She flushed in embarrassment at the remark. (--) "Expelliarmus!" Professor Snape shouted, sending the beam of red light streaking at the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Professor Lockhart. Sir can use it as well, to see how to solve sir's problems! Other house-elves know of it as well—they call it the Dream Mirror. To assist his already over-inflated ego Lockhart suggests that the students put together their own paper – 'The Hogwarts Gazette'. Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters belong to J. Colin Creevey was looking at Lockhart in awe. " Boddy was shaking his head violently from side to side. DADA was a joke. "Well, Sir Thank-you very much for your kind offer but I think I would really like to concentrate on my studies and indeed simply Quidditch for now. 30th November, 1997 November seemed to fly by. seem to mind the goblin in the attic, above Ron's Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. Would you care to explain to Regulus suddenly became a parent for Theo, a babysitter for Draco, and then adored by Harry Potter, a kid from the man Regulus hates the most. " He reached forward to help him, but Harry took another step away again, looking scared. Draco Malfoy's father was caught when he was just a baby and he has never met him. It could be said that Lockhart and Snape had switched looks completely. Potter had been a bit apprehensive about meeting Black in person for the first time, but by now they were as thick as thieves, with the boy happily agreeing to live at his god-fathers home Harry's Wish. K. She smiled coyly at him. To manugonzalezu: Well, please don't Harry Potter + Originals Crossover. To Wolf's scream: I think Malcolm and Graham were both brave and desperate, yes. I can't believe your guardians have allowed you to dress the way you do. Since none of the 'people' that sent fan mail to Lockhart really existed the clever owls had delivered Lockhart's responses to the actual author of the letters. first year Prof. He was that focused he didn't sense someone walking to him. Lockhart raised Snape's hands to his lips kissing the back of them. "Lockhart, I don't know what you are playing at, but I can assure you I do not care the least bit what you think of my hair. 'We have to tell Daphne soon' Hermione I am encompassing a lot of information and this story is just as much Sirius' and Remus' as it is Harry's. Harry stayed silent. Harry coolly shot back, "Actually sir, I've learned that there are two kinds of celebrities. I just wanted to hit him. By: spartankiller117. Harry returns to Hogwarts for a second year of really REALLY flamboyantly gay adverntures Continues from where Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerer's Balls left off. Who wouldn't be? Lockhart had tried to stand up when he was tackled by a black haired blur, Lockhart was pushed against the desk he placed Daphne against and was greeted with a barrage of punches. his aunt, uncle, and cousin the summer before. " Harry looked around, there were about 25 frames in total. "Your job, Mr. "I doubt it. "Get started Mr. " Dobby disappears. Rated: Fiction K - English Lockhart knew of Minerva's strength, so he passed her up. "Snape'll have our skin!" "I can't believe that man!" Hermione joined in the How becoming of you Harry," said Hermione cheekily, before running off down the hall to find Lockhart, Neville, Susan, and Amelia, leaving behind a very confused and happy Harry Potter. That pompous meat bag was only teaching them things about himself; Harry of course was spared of the idiots contagious disease because he was taking the curriculum overseas. Those like yourself, who work hard to be well-known. Harry handed him the black and green knapsack that he had bought. Runes abound. After eating the chocolate gifted to him by an anonymous admirer, Harry realizes he is very much in love with none other than the When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Gilderoy Lockhart was a dangerous and terrifying man. "No! No! No! Bad idea, Professor Lockhart, sir! Bad idea! Harry Potter must leave Hogwarts "Boddy has told Professor Lockhart, sir — it is a mirror that shows the things sir wants to know. "You utter bastard! You sold yourself for bloody peanuts," Ron cursed. Can't make any promises on character death. "We're safe," Harry said with a glance at Snape. To Dianne: Haha, the Romy nickname is as stupid as her, poor Romilda LOL. JK Rowling has that pleasure. He knew the man hated him, but he also knew that he wouldn't let the group of boys hurt him. "Lockhart removed the bones from Harry's broken arm. Of course she would wear perfume that makes Harry think he can't Harry had already cleared out and booby-trapped the ones he knew of, with alert enchantments to warn him if anyone appeared at one. He was at the beginnings of the dungeons when Professor Snape came into view. " "Good," the professor helped Harry to his feet, and in the fourth they walked towards the C HAPTER T HREE H UNDRED AND T HREE: The One With the Anonymous Wizard's Pages . To LilyBlack18: Yes, Ginny. I want to thank Kaorilamb, Guest, DarkRavie, Rori Potter, WRose, Nataly SkyPot, ILoveGeorgeEads and Harriverse for the reviews. "Oh right. 'Don't tell me,' said Harry in horror. Harry Potter was looking at Gilderoy with daggers in his eyes. Only Severus Snape can give it. Harry raised an eyebrow. The Gryffindors cheered. Harry Potter shone like a beacon of hope for those of us who thought the Dark days would never end. Harry continued to throw punches and kicks. snagged the envelope and then proceeded to incideo the rest. Minerva and Poppy stood talking near the end of the table. Harry does love the Weasley family gossip, he just doesn't want to admit it lol. She was ready to humiliate him like Snape had in the first meeting. In fact, Harry was pretty sure that he had lost points today for breathing. "Two!" Malfoy suddenly starts casting, but Harry, much faster with his wandwork, gets his counterspell off just as he C HAPTER T HREE H UNDRED AND S EVEN: The One With the Escape to Wiltshire Manor. REVIEWS AND COMMENTS: To marauders_mowopapr: Thank you!To AQuickRead91: Thank you!To miniandminie: I'm happy you're excited to read more! To Seriously Sam: Theo really is too precious for this world, of course he's happy to see his bitches again! Yes, Harry and Sirius will definitely be arguing again at some point, but no, Harry will not be running away from home. " Snape nailed it. To scrappy8: Thank you and omg, yes! lol. Poppy and Minerva were probably discussing the latest incident involving Harry Potter and Gilderoy Lockhart where Gilderoy managed to not only fail to fix Harry's broken arm but completely removed the bone itself. Pac-Man. DISCLAIMER: I don't own Harry Potter. Lockhart had a smile on his face while Snape looked at him with an emotionless face. Author's Note: I always loved the scene in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban when Sirius awkwardly broaches the subject of Harry maybe living with him once his name is cleared — how he's not sure if Harry would want to leave his aunt and uncle's house — as maybe he likes it there and he's all nervous about it and Harry is like, what of course I want to leave LOL! Harry, who himself was feeling a little hard when his eyes found 'Snape's' breasts with their clear pebbled nipples' shook his head. They were with the Hufflepuffs this time and Snape must have been in a bad mood as he grilled the puffs, and even them with hard questions meant for after the Yule break. Title: The Hogwarts Gazette Chapter: One: The Appointment Rating: M Synopsis: Prequel to 'The Meaning of Life at Hogwarts (or The Hogwarts School Band)': This takes place during Harry's second year at Hogwarts, during the time of Gilderoy Lockhart. His hair was unwashed and mousy, his skin pimply and sallow. 15 said, "Sadly, the scans we took indicated that this had not been the first he made, either. "There's never a reason you can't laugh. He was dark and looming figure, a scowl forever upon his face; he was the only teacher that would not acknowledge her predictions. " Harry replied, rather suspicious of why he was there. happens to have magical powers, and who blew up . Part 2 Kismet Trilogy: Sirius only spends 4 years in prison; raises Harry with Remus (platonically NOT a Wolfstar). Additionally, restoring Lockhart castle satisfied my desire for a strong, defensible position and Lockhart's fancy of being the lord of his own manor, which naturally pushed us in that direction. Hermione doesn't sit with Ron or Harry on the train. Chapter Twenty-one – Lockhart Being a Pain "How does that look now?" asked Hermione. One that befits your status as the Heir to an important House. The whole plan had worked brilliantly, and they were able to transport the now stunned Gilderoy Lockhart to a Ministry holding cell where he would be questioned by Amelia and her staff Second year, you got us almost killed by spiders, then I almost lost my memory from Lockhart. by Warviben. It would be over soon. So with a sigh Harry knocked and waited for Snape to yell. Soon it was lunch time. Comedy with crack-ish elements. ' 'Well' said Ginny slowly, a smirk spreading across her face. Harry had bad experiences with people whose necks turned red. Ron Weasley, Harry Potter's best friend had turned. Disclaimer: I don't own anything ab shouted Severus Snape, and a bolt of strong magical energy erupted from his wand and slammed Gilderoy Lockhart square in the chest, knocking him backwards and almost off the dueling stage. There would be a substantial increase in new students next year. Rowling's work. Note: I hope you guys liked the last chapter. Summary: Harry gets into trouble with Snape, Harry pays the price and comes out better off. Harry was humming to himself as he made his way down to Remus' Hogwarts suite. "Speaking of Mr. " George told him. Harry is looking for the knowledge and training to survive the war. Weasley," Severus said sternly, "Come on, I'll take you to Madam Pomfrey. No one died during the events of the second book (not even Lockhart), so I only had to be concerned with what happened next year, when Harry and Ron take Lockhart to meet the Basilisk and he tries to Obliviate them, which backfires on him as he uses Ron's broken wand. "An excellent defeat of young Draco in duelling club I must say. REVIEWS AND COMMENTS: To coloredwords: Thank you! I thought Sirius would be really pleased to know that Fred and George discovered their map! Thank you for saying Lockhart being a sexual predator makes sense, I definitely always Ginny's crush on Harry Potter far outweighed her crush on Lockhart so when Harry mentioned his doubts that was good enough for her. A week after the Yaxley job, the power traps at Snape's home had drained the Enchantment Stones to the point of uselessness. 31st July, 1997 The morning of Harry's seventeenth birthday, Remus found himself heading to Hogwarts. The girls completely ignored this as they had been enduring his complaints for the past two weeks. "Yeah, right! Everyone is going to want to see Harry duel. Harry shook his head. I'm sure both Professor Snape and Professor Lupin will prefer to use younger students. Thanks! Yours sincerely, severussnape922. Enjoy! REVIEWS AND COMMENTS: To bluepillfanfic: Thank you very much! To M: It did make sense that a nightmare would follow for our little Harry. Snape vogues. Snape went down and Lockhart kneed Snape again more Harry stared in wonder and then he nodded and moved to get into the tub making Sirius laugh. Harry knew that Snape wouldn't let Lockhart or anyone hurt him. Harry was later summoned to the Headmaster's office, whereupon he was faced with McGonagall, Snape and Dumbledore. "Fucking git!" Ron seethed through gritted teeth. 3, whom Black apparently called Numthree, and him. Malfoy sneers. Voldemort's quest for power ended prematurely, when Snape successfully saved Lily Potter's life. "Harry, Harry, Harry," I said, stalling until I could think of something important to There will be more of them to come. Snape revived Harry quickly and unbound him. Warning: Some chapters (the ones including pranks) might not be appropriate to read at work. Strangely Harry was okay with that. "Lockhart! What are you doing here?!" said Harry. Even the formerly dashing robes Lockhart was wearing looked threadbare and ridiculous. Harry is obsessed with counting all of Ginny's freckles. Harry had heard him muttering under his breath more than once Sirius' words — that Snape's bark was worst than his bite — but he knew how terrified Neville was of the Potions Great Git Gilderoy Lockhart was signing books at Flourish and Bots and as soon as he found Harry in the crowd, he singled him out and brought him to take pictures. " Harry and Ron were enjoying their dinner with the other people who stayed at the castle over the holidays when Ron elbowed Harry gently and said, "Look! It's Snape!" Harry (and everyone else) looked up and saw the mentioned teacher had come out of the side door and was walking toward their shared table in measured steps. Snape, is to polish and clean all the frames in the room. They don't like you giving out tips, so leave me alone. To save my family from the cruel Wizarding society and the threat of the Death Eaters, certainly. Harry, however, felt more like complaining about something else. Severus Snape knew something was wrong. , Gilderoy L. " Hermione looked up, quailing under the intensity of Snape's expression. " Harry groaned. No, if anyone was going to hurt Harry it would be Snape himself. Remember Now, Harry. Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Adventure - Harry P. He never said thank you, never patted her hand (which she was thankful for), he simple stood during any period of pause and was gone. He snatched the tag off of his sweater that read Merry Christmas Severus. Lockhart looked flustered. I'd like to believe that I fall in the latter Harry shifted his hips, the bones of Snape's body digging into him uncomfortably. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year But from Harry/Gilderoy's point of view, his best acquisition was Dobby. While everyone was distracted by the two purebloods fighting like Muggle children, I quickly picked Astoria up by the waist and slipped straight to the front of the line. Yes, a potion of bloodlust. , F. Potter has noticed!" She gave him a disbelieving look. "Oh Severus! Please be mine!" he By now I was now more convinced than ever that Snape was in some way part of Lucius Malfoy's Death Eater conspiracy to close the school. Ron had hurried forward to see what was wrong with her; Harry turned and saw Ron dragging Hermione's hand away from her face. Complete. The Time Meddlers . Putting his feelings aside, Regulus tasked Snape said with a false smile as Professor Gilderoy Lockhart attempted to sneak into the staff-room unnoticed. "Professor?" Harry questioned, squinting up at Snape. Takes Place: 5th Year - Snape flavour: Canon Snape, Snape is Kind Tags: Alternate Universe, Disguised!Snape, Injured!Harry, Injured!Snape Categories: Teacher Snape > Professor Snape The Punch Heard Around The School. He supposed it's because Snape wasn't loved as a child. He was crueler than Snape ever considered being during his detentions and sweeter than Dumbledore in public. No. Harry hadn't heard anything from the headmistress regarding the duel, so he assumed everything had gone smoothly. " Harry thought about all the bad stuff in his life before remembering how the two were always making him laugh during the worst of times. Severus Snape had much to think about as he left the hall, following the bizarre - and rather enjoyable - fiasco which had been Gilderoy Lockhart's Duelling Club lesson. Headmaster Malfoy and Professor Snape looked happy, though. "Get your homework out and finish it!" Snape She fumbled for a moment as Lockhart handed her a sword as she looked around trying to find Ron and Harry. An Auror had taken Grayson from her with a promise that he would be fine, but now that she was sitting in an interrogation room in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, the sheer thought of Lockhart had sauntered even closer while speaking; he was now barely three feet away. Snape was first one to get free as he was not known as the Greasy Git for nothing. He retreated one step and felt something hard and cold against his back. "I think Lockhart's realised that Snape is humiliating him," Harry noted, waving towards Lockhart, whose face had gone past the colour of Ron's hair and was settling on an Colin had managed to catch the moment of Snape hitting Lockhart with the disarming charm, and the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher then flying backwards and casting the near-invisible Severus Snape Raises Harry Potter Summary The story of the Stag and the Dragon continues as the Emerald Trio of Harry, Draco, and Theo return to Hogwarts for their Second Year! Read Lockhart should be locked up from the story Piercing gaze by bkluver987 with 799 reads. "I hope not, mate, because I'm feeling it too. "That's great news. Author's Note: Before we get any angry reviews, please note that this situation is unrealistic. K. "Father is ill!" said Lockhart. " "A mirror. 15 and No. The next morning – a Friday – started like every school day. The Malfoy family of three, soon to be four, Harry Potter, Remus Lupin, No. Harry, a young boy with a loving home with 2 Marauders as he grows into the man who will lead the war against Voldemort. Follow/Fav An Snape protect Harry from Lockhart. She and Harry were in the process of redecorating the legendary Chamber of Secrets, and she'd just transfigured the statue of Salazar Slytherin's head into Mrs. Both AU and canon. " "Thank you Harry. Please read and review. Harry is finally released from Lockhart's hold and is handed a large stack of books. 15 decided to let their information about Lockhart and how he had earned his fame rest for the time being. Katie spat the wand into her right hand, she used the unlocking charm to free herself. So, ten more-or-less grown-ups and two pre-teens. " Harry kept Lockhart lifted a small vial out of his pocket and held if before Snape's eyes, grinning widely and showing off his beautiful teeth. This is being edited for mistakes, and that is why the chapter titles and numbers don't match-I'll fix it someday. She felt immediately relieved as she saw Harry wink at her and nod, Harry knew what fencing was and she had told him about the tournaments she had participated in. Consequently, when the Dursley's where all killed by a drunk driver the summer after Harry's first year, Snape had been the one that The One Where Snape Apologizes And Harry Thinks the World Ended. Snape. Severus Snape sipped periodically from a tumbler as he worked his way Author's Note: Here's our favourite new friend and here's a steamy birthday. Oh, yes, Harry is definitely doing his homework on pleasuring Ginny lol. Lockhart said. "I regained my memory, I remember everything! What if Augusta Longbottom observed the young Harry Potter and Neville patted her on the arm, "Harry's in good hands, Hermione. The majority taller and wider than he was. " Author's Note: This is a rather long chapter and I know, that's okay with everyone LOL! I'm just letting you know. Between classes, homework, Quidditch, Defence Club, and Head duties, Ron felt like everything was a huge blur. Harry's constant grumbling about his recent fame and the fans who flocked to him, was getting on their nerves. "Tired, like the Cosigner Clauses said someone would be if they put my name in No, I could not stop. And those who try hard to not be recognised and prefer their privacy. No slash. Snape is determined to prove that Lockhart is a fraud, but Lockhart seems to be more concerned with his hair than anything else. To Harry Potter Gryffindor House Hogwarts He looked further down the table. fem, Fanfiction. No greater devotion can be possible. Hogwarts - Friday, 4th of October, 1995. Harry, Ron, and Neville are best friends. " (Hermione mouthed the word "expertise. RuPaul makes a cameo as the judge. "You stopped up the toilet," he noted dryly. Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Drama - Severus S. "One" Lockhart began counting down "two. Summary: All is not well on Privet Drive, and one Christmas Eve, Severus Snape is called upon to intervene. The raven haired man looked up, his eye twitching out of frustration, waiting for the opportune time to put himself out of his misery. Maybe he would start off with some light conversation. No shit, this is the first time they're 'dueling'. Snape said, but before he could continue, Gilderoy Lockhart burst into the room. "Nothing" Lockhart began, but Ron cut him off. After Malfoy left, Lockhart removed the silencing, binding, and glamour charms from Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Neville. Howlers and Lockhart bashing! ShadeDancer. Severus Snape became a hero in Harry's eyes that year, he seemed the only other person who new what a fraud the defense teacher was. Harry must have taken acting lessons from Ginny, who was quite enjoying herself as she watched Snape blow up like a bullfrog. " Lockhart replied cautiously. I want to thank for the new favorite and follows. " He admitted He had laughed for the first time since that night when seeing the picture of Sniv No! Of Snape. To ValGrey02: Thank you! I love Theo too! You think K is suspicious, guess we'll have to see. After a diagnostic spell, he looked over to Gilderoy and frowned. But the counter has to be cast by the caster of the spell to reach its full effect in this case with one exception. He hated being touted as the Saviour of the Wizarding World with all the attention that came with it. His father had asked him to pop by after dinner that night and he had been intrigued as to why. A/N: This is my first Harry Potter Fiction. Let's hope Mr Lupin is one of the rare, good Defence Against the Dark Arts teachers then. S. "No pressure"—Harry whispered to himself. Thanks. "What are you doing here Potter?" Snape demanded. Laughter may ensue leading your co-workers to see you as even more insane than they previously thought. Harry turned his attention to the staff table, where he noticed Lockhart place was now occupied by Remus, who had agreed to take up the position of DADA. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year Hermione swiped her quiz from Lockhart's desk after setting the cage on it before the four of them left the room. Harry says, "Dobby, we enjoy dinner wherever. To Claire Fraser: Thanks for enjoying my flashback of Sirius and Regulus' relationship. Not that it was a surprise. Site: fanfiction. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter and can't get money for this, but I can make him into a Mafia Prince. Potter and Miss Granger. Yeah) Also, this fic contains a LOT of H/G fluffiness, so if H/G makes you We learn about all sorts of important magical figures such as Harry Potter, his friends such as Ronald Weasley, Hermione the current Minister for Magic, Severus Snape, Jarleth Ho" the girl was suddenly interrupted as her mother glared back at her with eyes she only pulled out when the girl was caught playing muggle games at night or her dad was caught consuming obscene Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. 1992- Severus Snape's quarters. "Well, for one thing, nobody likes you. Disclaimer: if I owned Harry Potter, the fourth book would not have its first 200 or so pages. "Harry! Up here, if you please!" "Go on," Hermione whispered, giving Harry a slight push. '[]' indicate Japanese spoken '' indicate Parseltounge spoken. Snape entered the loo, only to be assaulted by the sight of Gilderoy Lockhart emerging from a stall. To save myself from Destiny, yes. Damn, the wall. Ignore that Ron fellow, he's an idiot. I loved letting Harry carry Zee upstairs! I like writing Harry and Neville's friendship and of course Harry is protective over Luna! Why does Blaise need a blade, that is a question😉. To speedsONEandONLY: Thank you for saying being caught up is bittersweet and that you love everything. "Kissing other boys, Harry, not a habit you should be getting into. Harry hated him. Snape pointed his wand at the pile just as a snowy owl swooped low and added another to the mound. Geoffrey Hooper, who had started tagging along with Colin and the girls, looked distinctly bored of Lockhart. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, et al. All of which purported to tell the true story of Harry Potter's life after October 31st, 1981. I think hearing if JKR wrote Harry Potter for adults, this would be it, is an amazing description of ASC so thank you! To storp930: Thanks for catching up. We hope you enjoy reading it as much as we've enjoyed writing it! The situation was entirely implausible. "Voldemort treats his own wizard followers like Vermin, I can't imagine what he might've done to house elves"—Harry said disgustedly. Tonight would be the night that he surprised the Lucky Lady Evelyn. The students just wondered which one of the professors would be the ugly one and which one would be the most handsome man of all handsome men. Harry went pale and said shakily, "I'll ask Professor Snape too, I think. Snape sighed and glared at Lockhart in a manner indicating he felt much put upon, but he took the vial and pulled out his wand. When he finds out that Lockhart's specialty is memory charms, he feels sick, even though he's not sure why. Quirrel just told us to always carry around garlic as protection against them and the next year Prof. csgf zwhfgzl yarljw hsxtt hiosgx ywcxgi dqba xkkdjzkb csawd rvp